January 2010
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a dream, as copied from ichat
- Me: i had such a weird dream while i was napping
- Sean: what happa
- Me: there were several arcs
- 1st
- we decided to throw a christmas party in my apartment
- my apartment was a lot bigger in my dream
- but then we realized christmas already happened
- so we went on a road trip instead
- and on this roadtrip
- you tried to enter me into a beauty pageant
- 2nd
- i'm hanging out with some girl
- who i dont think is a real person
- but kind of a typical nyu girl - an amalgam of elise largesse and maddie labadie
- and i'm at her apartment
- which is across the street from silver
- and rob malone lives in the same building
- and he tries to kill me by dropping a suitcase down the stairs onto my head
- 3rd
- i'm at some multi-floor chain restaurant on 19th street
- but 19th street looks more like herald sq
- i'm with holly gray, this girl i used to be friends with in grade school
- you're there too
- so i think it's a group of people
- but the only people i remember aer you and holly
- but then we spot joe and nash at the same place
- and i freak out at you
- "WHY DID YOU MAKE ME COME HERE IF YOU KNEW THEY WERE GOING TOO"
- and you were like "chill, baby not my fault"
- or something
- and i start to snoop around in this restaurant
- and there is a closet in the basement
- and in the closet, on a hanger, is nash's hair
- but i discover it's a wig
- and then a lightbulb goes off over my head
- SHE IS A WITCH LIKE IN THE ROALD DAHL BOOK
- so i take out her wig and rip it to pieces and leave the pieces in the center of the atrium with a note saying "I KNOW YOUR SECRET, BITCH"
- and there is a note left for me a few minutes later
- written in joe's handwriting
- "tonight, you die."
- and then i woke up
Do you remember the elephant graveyard in The Lion King? Imagine that, but with umbrellas instead of elephants. NYC streets on a rainy day.
true!
today is my birthday
and it was fun, but right now i’m sitting on my couch watching fantasia winning american idol on youtube. i’m tearing up.
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